A guest blog:
Greedy Greg $chiano will register more career losses than any other coach in Rutgers football history, passing coach John Bateman (1960-1972) with 51 losses. Of course Bateman coached for 12 years on the banks, coached the undefeated 9-0 team of 1961, and left Rutgers with a winning record of 73-51 (.589). Greg will reach this record in less than eight years on the banks.
Congratulations, coach, on this milestone in your career. We hope that you add this to your illustrious and underwhelming coaching resume. In all seriousness, please update it soon, because you may need to take one last helicopter ride off into the sunset and find a job somewhere else very soon. Bucknell? Piscataway High School? Somerset Pop Warner? Anywhere but here.
And how could we not leave you with a little music?